{"product_id":"hooded-blanket-fuck-off-cozy-wearable-throw","title":"Hooded Blanket — 'FUCK OFF' Cozy Wearable Throw","description":"Wrap yourself in a bold, cozy statement. This oversized hooded blanket blends the ease of loungewear with the warmth of a fleece throw — think slow mornings, movie marathons, and cold evenings turned softer. The roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands toasty and holds snacks or a phone. Midweight polyester fleece feels soft against the skin and drapes comfortably without feeling heavy. The high-contrast graphic on the pocket adds a rebellious, unapologetic edge for anyone who likes their comfort with attitude. Wear it around the house, drape it over the couch, or bring it to late-night gatherings when you want to stay warm and make your point without saying a word.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 100% polyester fleece (medium 5.3 oz\/yd²) for soft warmth\u003cbr\u003e- Large kangaroo pocket for hands and small items\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, no-fade print for lasting color\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and durable construction\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight and easy to wear for long periods\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":45174706143255,"sku":"77223253340016259887","price":89.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0799\/2642\/7671\/files\/2902616682583007277_2048.jpg?v=1779877934","url":"https:\/\/redflagsociety.store\/products\/hooded-blanket-fuck-off-cozy-wearable-throw","provider":"Red Flag Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}