Hooded Blanket — 'FUCK OFF' Cozy Wearable Throw

Wrap yourself in a bold, cozy statement. This oversized hooded blanket blends the ease of loungewear with the warmth of a fleece throw — think slow mornings, movie marathons, and cold evenings turned softer. The roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands toasty and holds snacks or a phone. Midweight polyester fleece feels soft against the skin and drapes comfortably without feeling heavy. The high-contrast graphic on the pocket adds a rebellious, unapologetic edge for anyone who likes their comfort with attitude. Wear it around the house, drape it over the couch, or bring it to late-night gatherings when you want to stay warm and make your point without saying a word.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% polyester fleece (medium 5.3 oz/yd²) for soft warmth
- Large kangaroo pocket for hands and small items
- Vibrant, no-fade print for lasting color
- Sewn-in label and durable construction
- Lightweight and easy to wear for long periods

Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product